It’s been a hectic few weeks in social media, particularly for Mark Zuckerberg. But with a combination of good briefing and a booster seat, the Zuckbot managed to emerge from Congress with his algorithms relatively intact. So far, so good, but the sheer scale of the Cambridge Analytica scandal suggests that Facebook may undergo further changes to its data regulation, or even to its entire business model. We’re all over this story like Zuck’s not-so-cheap suit. Read about it and other social media happenings in Sociable Folktales.